In one of the biggest examples of the dangers of the 'Knock-On', all four housemates were seriously inconvenienced this morning after Baby David's oversleep.

'I couldn't believe it this morning', said Georgina, one of the house residents, 'Dave appeared to have fallen asleep in the kitchen (and on my duvet too), and his late start in the bathroom put me behind - this put my gorgeous boyfriend behind and you can imagine the mayhem that followed. I can only think that Dave got riotously drunk last night, with disastrous implications this morning. He will pay for this...'